Species: Dwarf
Gender: Male
Est. DOB: July 2024
Likes: Early morning / late night Hyrox sessions, holding fingers, food
Dislikes: Sudden shadows & noises, being held without being bribed
Requirements:
Cage: As per HSS requirement (unbarred)
Wheel: As per HSS requirement
Bedding: Hamster-safe, burrowable bedding
Food: Bunny Nature Expert Dwarf (or equivalent), mix of fresh hamster-safe veggies, dehydrated tofu (bribes)
Enrichment: Burrowable depth of bedding, a few ceramic hides, food bowl big enough to sit in
Profile:
McNugget summoning ingredients:
Hamster-safe seed mix
Dehydrated tofu
Fresh veggies
Only the premium-est poops
McNugget summoning ritual:
Conduct in the semi-darkness at 6.45am or 10.30pm
Chanting in a soft, calm voice: “McNuggie, where are you? Who’s a good little Nuggetons?”
Offering edible sacrifices of hamster seed mix, fresh veggies and dehydrated tofu
A successful summoning will culminate in a McNugget holding your finger before accepting the sacrifices
McNugget facts:
McNugget can be upsized by conducting more summoning rituals.
McNugget is good for running daily marathons and completing workout stations.
McNugget requires a food bowl big enough to sit in to accept sacrifices.
McNugget is grown underground in self-made tunnels.
McNugget may be stored in ceramic hides to maintain freshness.
McNugget is a certified cutie whose nutritional fact is bringing happiness.
Will you be the McNugget summoner?
